our kids will probably attend a middle school dance where the theme is the 2010’s
they’ll wear leggings with ugg boots and twerk to “call me maybe”
If my kid does this, ill snipe him or her.
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@13 hours ago with 74816 notesHere's my thoughts in pictures. I lost myself a while ago, and I'm not trying to get back.
our kids will probably attend a middle school dance where the theme is the 2010’s
they’ll wear leggings with ugg boots and twerk to “call me maybe”
If my kid does this, ill snipe him or her.
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@13 hours ago with 74816 notes*on my deathbed*
nurse: do you have any last words
me: i………..regret……being so……m…..mean………and heartless…………….
*the light goes out of my eyes*
*a small piece of paper falls out of my hand*
*the paper says one word only*
“sike”
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@13 hours ago with 38708 notes(Source: thatsmrsfassbendertoyou)
@14 hours ago with 75802 notesI never understood this quote until I meet this guy who is in love with my best friend. Her and I sit near his group of friends on lunch breaks at school and everyday he just sits there and looks at her from afar “like a blind man seeing the sun for the first time”. It’s so adorable.
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So my parents just found out about my fourteen year old brother smoking weed because they found this on his window ledge. So in the middle of a huge lecture my dad decides to open the Baggie and smell it to see how strong it is. He immediately starts crying with laughter. THIS NIGGA HAS BEEN BUYING AND SMOKING FUCKING OREGANO. FUCKIN ITALIAN HERBS. SON. I CAN’T. I CANNOT. I CAN’T DO THIS.
This isn’t funny. That’s the gateway drug to a full blown marinara addiction. It’s good this was caught before this kid started hanging out at Olive Garden and sucking on every breadstick he can find to score another hit.
IT GOT BETTER.
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do you ever feel really ashamed when you listen to your favorite album or band less and less and you feel like you need to apologize to the band and reassure them you still love them and the album just as much
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@13 hours ago with 21269 notes@14 hours ago with 3 notesit’s nearly the noon of the night,
so why am i not tired?
it is almost time for stars to die,
and i still love you-why?
one mustn’t drink alone.
it only makes depression worse,
and ruins all your poems.
Stephen Colbert salutes UVA’s Class of 2013 Followed by this.
FUCKING THANK YOU.
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